STRANGER THINGS + text dynamics
batman and robin ๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ
if u know, u know
the fact that he was practicing with the rings makes it even hotter.
NEW: Joseph Quinn for Contents Man
I dream about the house I grew up in. Iโd love to go back to my kitchen, with my friends, cook dinner and be young and dumb.
This show was the funniest fucking thing
did she put whipped cream on a carrot?
โyouโre old enough to pay for your own thingsโ
For all of you who are confussed.
It’s also generationally important to note that early to mid range Millenials are the generation that grew up during the housing bubble with promises that anyone who got good grades could afford college and anyone with a degree would be able to buy a house. Millenials born prior to 1988-’89 have crippling student debt and still can’t afford to own a home because boomers talked them into predatory student loans under false pretenses and then fucked the economy. Post-1989 Millenials realized we were being conned and couldn’t afford college so now they mostly work awful jobs for less than a living wage.
me, looking down the aisles of Walmart when I lost my mom
on a list of dumb shit i know:
- the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
- elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
What else?
- the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
- He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
- foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
me when i'm with other people: i am loved 😌
as soon as i'm alone: but am i 😰
no emotional object permanence
laughingstation
you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was
cheapy the cheapskate
